Top 10 Reasons to Attend C4YW:

10. The nice ladies at your local support group keep inviting you to join them for an early-bird dinner at Luby’s and a screening of their favorite episodes of Murder,She Wrote.

9. A bad hair day is nothing! You’ve had a bad hair year. The only time you feel “hot” these days is due to hormone-related hot flashes. So come to C4YW and learn some ways of “bringing sexy back.”

8. Jambalaya, beignets, po’boys and bread pudding. Foodies, rejoice! Calorie-counting is considered a felony in New Orleans.

7. You’re willing to share funny survivor stories, like the time your breast prosthesis dislodged from your swimsuit and bobbed in the ocean like a mutant jellyfish.

6. You’re tired of clueless people telling you about everyone they’ve ever known who has died of breast cancer, somehow thinking this is helpful.

5. Unlike the fake doc in the news who performed butt augmentation by injecting cement into some lady’s posterior (talk about having some junk in your trunk!), the plastic surgeons at C4YW will be highly-qualified, board-certified and bona-fide.

4. You’re tired of people who insist you’ll be fine, just like their Great Aunt Ethel. Never mind that Great Aunt Ethel is probably not worried about the complications of dating, advancing her career, preserving her fertility or watching her young children grow up.

3. Like me, you’ve always harbored a secret desire to learn belly-dancing. Hey, maybe I’ll never be able to undulate a quarter across my abdomen, but I could hide a good chunk of change under my muffin top.

2. You’re dealing with Stage 4 issues and want to laugh and cry with other Metsters who truly “get it” and will provide a safe place to share unvarnished thoughts, hopes and fears.

1. C4YW registration fee? $150. Nightly rate for conference hotel? $159. Hanging out with your awesome pink ribbon sorority sisters? Priceless!